I could go on and on about how Zelda changed my life, but I won’t, because it isn’t true.  I hated the Legend of Zelda.  I hear the collective gasp as the air in the world decreases but hear me out: My friend Jason had a Nintendo in 1987.  We were both nine-year old and he lived down the block from me.  We would go to the local video store and rent games to play over the weekend by returning...