In preparation for reviewing this game, since many 3D games and videos give my oh-so-sensitive brain a freaking killer migraine by sending millions of microscopic ninja marines through my pupils and into my main cortex to start stabbing whatever they can find into grey matter, I took heavy doses of Vicodin, Advil, Clonazepam and washed them all down with a tall glass of Jack Daniels.  Drinking and... 

Christmastime is the time of the year where people you rarely see get to choose what you’ll be doing with your free time for the next week after the break.  In many cases, they’ll know only a few small details about your free time and choose the easiest thing to pick up, usually something at Wal-Mart or the 7-11 down the street, which means the selections will be picked over and limited to strange... 

Let me first get out on the table: I absolutely abhor reviewing new hardware – especially experimental hardware which is attempting to be groundbreaking. I think of the process similar to reviewing experimental music, or bizarre works of great art. More often than not, readers take such drastic personal opinions of new hardware as more of a personal attack and become extremely defensive of their...