margaret's trailer park

We’ve all seen the suave yet tough police movies where the detectives figure it the crime at just the right moment and can backup their findings with muscle if the bad guys put up a fight. The kinds of films where Samuel L. Jackson and Dwayne Johnson are partners and steal every scene for audiences everywhere.

In the desert there are many natural dangers and small western towns full of vigilantes, as well as dirt, sand, and scorching sun in every direction. There is also Rango. Rango features the poor and sadly unaware lizard, voiced by Johnny Depp, as he makes his way through the desert and into distant saloons populated by badgers.

If you have ever wondered where ex-CIA agents go when they retire, then you’ll be pleased to find Red would like to offer you an answer. Based on the graphic novel of the same name and co-authored by Warren Ellis, the movie Red features a “day in the life” of a few retirees of the CIA and the monotony that is likely to set in after a life based on high adrenaline and action.

Do you remember what it was like to be a kid? Have your first crush? Not understand the minds of members of the opposite sex? Yep, we all do when we really think about it. Yet Rob Reiner feels the need to take us back in time to the glory days of our country and make us watch 21st century kids act like golly-gee-darn-shucks bashful kids of a time gone by in his new film Flipped.

If you’re in the mood for a “good” romantic comedy then the new film Going the Distance may, might, maybe exactly what you’re looking for. The trailers sets of the story to be a sudden blissful relationship between two characters Erin and Garrett played by Drew Barrymore and Justin Long, respectively.

Well, folks, the boys are back and if you have a problem, and if you can find them, then maybe you can hire the A-team. Yep, based off the original series from the 80’s, The A-Team has indeed been turned into a movie and it’s set to release June 11th, 2010. While this new movie doesn’t seem to have any of the bad dialogue and random explosions as the TV show, wait…who am I kidding?

Emma Stone, the it girl from Zombieland and Superbad, captures a starring role in Easy A, the story of a high school girl who fakes more than just the big O. Bringing nerds into good favor with the “in” crowd, Olive (Stone) fakes sex to give the guys a break and help them stop getting picked on at school.

The August popcorn flick sure to delight any moviegoer looking for explosions, name actors, and big guns is The Expendables. An elite group of military men sent in on a secret mission in a foreign country (South America, this time) is one thing, but the cast of this group is another.

If you’ve been wondering where Demi Moore and David Duchovny have been hiding…I know, I know, you probably didn’t even know they were gone save the utter lack of them in Hollywood these days, but, if you have wondered, then look no further than The Joneses.

The newest children’s comedy to come to theaters will be Furry Vengeance, a tale of a nature preserve being converted into suburbs. The only catch is that the animals are taking matters into their own hands.