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Widescreen Warrior’s Top Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Play World of Warcraft Anymore.
The time has come to look at the bigger picture in Azeroth and see what else is going on outside of Darnassus and Orgrimmar. World of Warcraft has obliterated subscriber and subscription records for any online game to date by creating a solid world with oodles of things to do – even if you aren’t a gamer – and holding the attention of those signing into the servers more than any other...
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning (Playstation 3, Xbox 360, PC: Steam) [Review]
What happens when you take Baseball great Curl Shilling, award-winning fantasy and sci-fi author R.A. Salvatore and brilliant comic-book author, and artist Todd McFarlane along with a design studio purchased from THQ called “Big Huge Games” (Creators of the Rise of Nations trilogy of games as well as Age of Empires III: The Asian Dynasties) to create Mr. Shilling’s wet dream come...
Cheap-Ass System Review: Desura
Sometimes I hate friends.
Being a nerd means participating in tedious conversations with friends who tend to delve into the mundane details of not only how things work, also why and what for, and why you need to know. A common nerd problem I run into most of the time with friends is the fact I could care less about a Linux-based operating system running on a computer. Some say I should send back...
The Darkness 2 [PC Review]
Dual-wielding is for n00bs. The Darkness 2 takes the story-arc created with the first Darkness game and puts it on a linear shooter through a short psychosomatic made-for-television movie, of sorts. The biggest change, if you enjoyed the first Darkness, is the change in how the game itself plays. Darkness 2 is more of a Battlefield or Call of Duty-style game where the first Darkness had more...
Cheap-Ass Game of the Week: Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six: Vegas [360, PS3]
I’ll tell you a quick story to give you a rudimentary history of my brutal and inhumane struggles with the Rainbow Six franchise: In 1998, I bought a video game titled “Rainbow Six” from Media Play who is no longer in business. The game came on four CD’s and took over a half an hour to install on my cheap-ass Packard Hell (in part…it was modified to the teeth) desktop computer. Rainbow...
King Arthur II: The Role-Playing Wargame [PC]
I love games based on historical facts such as the Total War series of games, and I also enjoy the games where the facts blur together into the proverbial fire for the more fantastical element of storytelling. King Arthur II is more of the latter. The quests and trials of King Arthur the human have been well documented many times in different cultures, however this version is more along the lines...
Cheap-Ass Game of the Week: Hoard [Steam / PSN]
Every time I hear someone say “Hey, you play Hoard yet?” I think of Warcraft. Old habits die hard, I’m afraid.
Hoard, as opposed to “the Horde,” is a simplistic and minimalistic game where you play a dragon breathing fire on sections of a village to steal their gold and battle other dragons doing the same. The more gold you collect before the time runs out, the better you rate against...
Amy [Playstation Network, XBox Live]
I first have to apologize for everyone I know named Amy and Lana. Please know this article is not targeting you, rather specific characters in the worst game ever conceived. These words I write may be harsh, but they are in no way reflecting real-life people I’m friends with, only imaginary and unfinished game design – the worst the world has ever seen.
As many long-time readers may...
In Honor of Beauty & the Beast: Disney Hates Moms [Editorial]
I’d like to piss everyone off for a moment and ask what I consider to be a simple question: Why does Disney hates mothers?
Think about every possible Disney movie you’ve ever seen, and I’m only referring to the mainstream full-feature length movies starting with 1937’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (evil, wicked stepmother) all the way to 2010’s Tangled (evil, wicked witch who pretends...
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NFL Blitz – [Playstation Network / XBox Live]
As a writer, I’m always berating myself for what I feel is “duplicate storytelling.” I don’t mean telling the same story over and over – too easy. I mean writing about comparative stories in reviews to other stories compared in reviews. For example:
“Do you remember when games were fun? Atari 2600 sold thousands upon thousands of games and all of them – at best – the graphics...
